The DZA Review Scale

I am a firm believer that the five-star system simply isn't enough to accurately determine the quality of a book, movie, or TV show. So, I've created my own. It is as follows, from worst to best:


Burn it in a Nazi-Style book burning with Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey




bullshit

crap

The Great Big Book/Movie of Clich├ęs and Stereotypes



okay

fine (worthy enough for my bookshelf)

good, but if they turn it into a movie it'll suck


great

awesome

fantastic

spectacular


Erect Monuments in its honor while encasing a copy in a bulletproof glass display case to preserve it for all time


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